Leave It To Patton Oswalt To Put The Boston Bombings In Proper Perspective
Patton Oswalt, in addition to being one of the funniest humans on the planet, is also one of the wisest and most eloquent. Witness his response to today’s bombings in Boston, via his Facebook page…...
View ArticleIt’s Good To Know That Humanity Can Still Be Awesome In The Wake Of...
We’re all still trying to comprehend all that has happened today in Boston. And while it may seem like humanity absolutely sucks right now, it’s times like this where we see the resolve and kindness...
View ArticleUpdate: Here Is All The Late-Night News About The Boston Marathon Bombing
As you would imagine, news is still pouring in about the bombing in Boston. And you’ll probably wake up to a whole new set of information that’s different than when you went to sleep. So we’re going...
View ArticleCraig Ferguson’s Monologue On The Boston Marathon Bombing Is Poignant, Candid...
I’m not quite sure what it means, but the two most powerful reactions to the Boston Marathon Bombings have come from comedians. First Patton Oswalt put everything into proper perspective with a...
View ArticleGenius Uses Website To Stick It To Boston Marathon Truthers
I live in the Boston area, and the most soul-sucking thing I had to do on Monday was pick my way through conspiracy theorist garbage to find status updates from friends saying they were OK....
View ArticleLaw Enforcement: ‘Substantial Progress’ Made In Boston Bombing Investigation,...
We interrupt your normal programming to note that “substantial progress” is reportedly being made in the Boston bombings investigation, and someone sent a letter filled with ricin to the White House...
View ArticleAll Hell Broke Loose In Boston Overnight As Bombing Suspects Are On The Run,...
When I woke up this morning the first thing I did, as always, was grab my phone to check it for messages. What I initially saw was a message from a friend saying, “Duuuuuude, are you listening to the...
View ArticleGoing Out For Coffee When One Of The Boston Bombers Is Cornered A Mile And A...
I live roughly a mile and a half where the current drama surrounding the Boston Marathon bomber unfolded this morning. I have heard the sirens. The footage that’s been broadcast is a neighborhood I...
View ArticleDzhokhar Tsarnaev, The Other Alleged Boston Bomber, Has Been Found Hiding On...
Multiple news outlets are reporting that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the younger of the two Tsarnaev brothers who allegedly pulled off the Boston bombings, has been found by authorities hiding on a boat in...
View ArticleThe Fox News Closed Captioning Person Won The Boston Bomber Standoff Coverage
Well, I always suspected that Zooey Deschanel was a monster, but never would I have guessed that she was secretly Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. Thanks for the reveal, Fox News closed captioning person. Poor Ben...
View ArticleJennifer Lawrence-starrer ‘American Hustle’ to resume filming in Boston
“American Hustle” is getting back on track. The David O. Russell thriller starring Christian Bale, Amy Adams and “Silver Linings Playbook” trio Robert De Niro, Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper is...
View ArticleRead Amanda Palmer’s Terrible Ode To One Of The Boston Bombers, ‘A Poem For...
When last we checked in with person-most-famous-for-being-Neil Gaimen’s-wife Amanda Palmer, she was crowdsourcing unpaid musicians, despite receiving over $1 million from fans on Kickstarter for her...
View ArticleReddit Apologizes For Its Boston Bomber Witchhunt
In the past few days, many have taken issue with Reddit and the site’s users for misguidedly attempting to identify the Boston bombers — up to and including wrongly accusing a Brown University student...
View ArticleBro Shares Harrowing Tale Of Being Stuck With One-Night Stand During Boston...
We’ve all been there. Guys. Ladies. All of us. You have a one-night stand. Either you go back to their place or to yours, you do your thing together, go to sleep, and when you wake up the next morning...
View ArticleJon Stewart Isn’t Done Raking CNN Over The Coals, In Case You Were Wondering
Last week Jon Stewart took CNN to the woodshed for, among other things, falsely reporting that an arrest had been made in the Boston bombings case, when, in fact, an arrest had not been made. For this,...
View ArticleHere’s A Nice Lady Who Dressed Up As A Boston Bombing Victim For Halloween
Now that 22-year-old Alicia Ann Lynch, who hails from Michigan, has FINALLY made it acceptable for people to dress up as victims of the Boston bombing, does that mean that Dusty 9/11 Businessman is...
View ArticleThis Boston Bombing Recovery And Wedding Story Might Make You Cry All The Tears
When we watch terrible things happen on the news, it moves us, but then weeks go by and new things come up to distract us. Just because it’s no longer on the news anymore doesn’t mean that the people...
View ArticleMark Wahlberg’s Boston Marathon Bombing Movie Is Rubbing Boston The Wrong Way
That’s the look of a guy who can’t understand why the city he loves is giving him the cold shoulder. All Mark Wahlberg wants to do is give the Boston Marathon Bombing the Hollywood tribute it deserves,...
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